Tristan "aka Gorgeous" (known to his mother as "Trissy") is one of Australia's finest indigenous exports.
Sporting a neatly trimmed beard and a penchant for turtle necks that aren't quite sure if they are turtle necks or a normal jumper, he has been touted by "The Jizzball Gazzette" (South Africa's 53rd most popular newsletter) as the first genuine african / american prime minister in Australian history.
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